Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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