Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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