Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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