Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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