Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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