I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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