dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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