it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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