yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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