This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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