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Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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