Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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