Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
