I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
She's JV to your varsity
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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