Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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