So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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