I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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