Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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