and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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