Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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