Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
dude. I can hear the air.
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