So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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