I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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