I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Randomize
