my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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