So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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