I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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