I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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