I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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