After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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