okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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