im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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