Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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