i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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