I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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