It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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