whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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