Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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