I must be too annoying 4 u.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
