I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
this hospital has no fireball
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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