Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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