Your tits are I can't wait for
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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