I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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