i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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