Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i love accidental penises.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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