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what?
penguin condom
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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