ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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