She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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