I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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