We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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