the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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