I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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