these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My vagina just clenched in fear
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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