Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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