I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
