I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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